Two posts for this year is pretty bad. There was a lot of stuff that happened this year, and having only two posts on this site is a fucking disgrace.

My main reasoning for not posting is that I have been massively depressed this year, and haven't really felt like posting even on days in which I am feeling great. A lot of bad shit happened to me this year, and the fact that a lot of it was extremely personal and just downright completely fucked made me want to crawl into a ditch and die. The only place where I have been posting anything really is on Reddit, and even there I am being a snarky cunt most of the time. I'm so tired of bad shit happening to me.

I'll get back in the mood to write here, so it'll just be a matter of time. I'm slowly getting my life sorted, and now have a job working behind a bar, and I am also playing Rugby League again for a local team… so at least I am keeping occupied. Other than this post though, i'm not sure when i'll be back… but hopefully soon.

So, I’ve had an incredibly rough few days. Had to do something that was really hard to do, and I feel terrible for doing it. I feel like shit.

I don’t just feel like shit, I feel like grabbing a gun and blowing my fucking brains out. If I end up doing it, I’ll get it up on YouTube somehow.

It's 2012. Holy shit, only less than a year before the end of the world!

Since the last posting made here at the site, you may have come across the warning that the site may be hosting malicious content. After searching the site, I managed to find that there wasn't any malicious content here at captainxenu.com, but there was something at another site on the same server.

If there is anything wrong with the site, such as the theme or posts not working properly, there isn't much need to worry because the site will be getting a brand new layout soon.

So sorry for all of that. But back to the original thought from this post. 2012… I need to write a crapload of stuff for this year, before the world ends… and uh, it becomes obsolete anyway.

The reason that nothing has been done with the site since the last post is because of a number of factors. They are:

1. Me and my girlfriend finally got a house, so we've been busy making it comfortable for us.
2. I don't really have the internet on at the moment and I'm currently using my phone to tether it's data connection to let me access the net.
3. Using the WordPress app on my phone is a fucking hassle.

For those three reasons, I haven't done anything of note. WordPress on an Android phone is fucking terrible to use, especially with the way that I write and like to format my writing. It might not seem like I actually do much when it comes to writing, but I like it to appear a certain way, and I can't quite do it with the app.

Another thing is the house. Yes, we finally got a house. THANK FUCKING GOD. Well, thank the fictional character known as God, anyway.

I hope to have some sort of internet available soon, so please check back with the site. That is, if anyone actually reads this site. 2011 hasn't been a great year for me, or for the site. I wanted this year to be big for it, but that sadly didn't come about. I had big plans for a number of projects, but nothing has really gone to plan.

Fuck sticks.

Holy crap. So much random bullshit has happened to me the last few weeks since I updated the site last. I am sick of the town I live in; I am sick of the people in it; and i’m getting pissed with all of the kids.

Okay, so not all of them are pissing me off. The baby actually behaves unlike the rest of them. The oldest one is consistently a fucking asshole to me and his mother. And the twins… well, whilst they aren’t as bad as him, they have their moments.

The twins biological mother is being a cunt again. And once more, it all harkens back to the house she let become all fucked. I found out that for the two years (almost three) since she was kicked out of the house, the reason I haven’t been able to get a house is because of her leaving a massive phone bill from the house in my name.

The bill was in my name originally and I left it on because she is hopeless and couldn’t get a phone put on because she had a previous bill that fucked her credit.

I’m pissed off. Fuck this, post over.

Okay, so I find alot of bad porn. And sadly, I do not post all of the worst porn I find here because some of it is just too sad to actually post.

So here is a supplement to those posts, essentially just the worst things I find in my general browsing of the internet. Part one?

Holy shit… I remember seeing or hearing this when it first came out and I hated it from the very beginning. This thing is fucking annoying so much that I highly doubt many people remember this song.

Remember how fucking popular that dancing baby thing got back in the late 90's? That shit was fucking ridiculous!

Also… how dare they destroy something as classic as 'Hooked On A Feeling'!

I was traversing the internet when I stumbled upon the news that Chyna of WWF fame has made a new porno. And when I say new porno, I say first porno, because a sex tape with a midget like X-Pac does not constitute a porno.

You can probably guess where I am going here. Check it out after the NSFW jump. Read More?

I have not had the internet for a number of weeks because the phone had been cut off due to the phone company being douchebags. In this time, i've missed a number of things such as every episode of this season's Doctor Who, the remaining episodes of Stargate Universe, Osama Bin Laden being killed (I found out three days after… three days!) and finally, the recent announcement that DC Comics are rebooting their universe.

What the fuck has happened during my time off the net? Rebooting their comics back to all #1 is insane. Action Comics #1, Detective Comics #1, Green Lantern #1… everything… #1!

Arrgggghhhh! I have not been a fan of the DC universe for almost my entire life for them to abandon their heritage. Fuck that! FUCK THAT! And my god, their new costumes are terrible! Fairwell DC, it was good knowing you!

I'm surprised to find that Earth hasn't been invaded by fucking martians, considering how topsy turvy the world has fucking become.