This isn't how I wanted to start off this blog, but it is how life is playing me some sucky cards right now. I began setting this blog up a few days ago, planning on posting a few things during the next few… but then my girlfriend of the last 3 years who I have two children with, broke up with me… on the night of my brother's wedding… a week after my birthday… two weeks after Valentines day.

Stuff is still being sorted, but for the moment, posts here will be sporadic at best and then I will hopefully be posting a few more as time goes on and my life begins to settle.

Perhaps I should sue the board-game company who invented this whole concept of 'The Game of Life', because whoever made this thing in the first place needs to add a whole lot more cards that are favourable to the players.

You've got all these "you've got cancer" cards, or "the financial world is about to go to shit" cards… but I don't see where there are any "ladies in bikinis appear out of nowhere with your favourite alcoholic beverage" cards are.