November 19, 2009

The... Worst Porn I Can Find Today: Part 4

Hey, i'm back with another edition of 'Worst Porn I Can Find Today'… and this one is just a treat. This video has all the ingredients for a video you just cannot imagine being made.

The entire fact that this video is an amateur video, makes it go to another whole level, because you realise that the girl in the video isn't getting paid to do this. Do what? After the jump where we go NSFW.

Okay, now that we are safely away from the prying eyes of retarded children or whoever else I might be protecting from stuff.

Well, let's see.

  1. She didn't get paid to be blind folded.
  2. She didn't get paid to cry.
  3. And… well.
http://www.captainxenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/00666.flv

3. She just probably didn't get paid to taste her asshole.

UPDATE: I've recently discovered that the girl in the above video appears in many other videos, with some being incredibly similar to these. Another thing that I have discovered is that the girl in the above video… is the granddaughter of a US senator, and that she was drugged and essentially kidnapped when she appeared in many of these videos. That is awesome, and makes the above video all that more awesome because of it.

Congratulations Miss Bruno, you are one classy lady!

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