If you follow me on Buzzfeed or Twitter, you'll have noticed I added a feed regarding a new porn movie made by Hustler, which celebrates Miley Cyrus turning 18.

From the PG rated trailer on YouTube, I can tell you that the acting alone makes this one of the worst porn movies I have ever seen.

Imagine that. A porn movie with bad acting. But i'm not talking about just any bad acting, i'm talking about the most painful acting I've ever seen in my life. Compared to this, the guy who fucked that spider thing should be given a fucking Oscar for his contribution to the world.

Don't believe me? Then take a look at the trailer yourself:

I fucking told you!

But still, the most insane part about that whole video is the 'Silly Ray Cyrus' music video for his country hit 'Dingly Dangly Dong'. How fucking terrible was it seeing that short clip of it? Incredibly terrible. Now, enjoy a longer version:

How fucking hard is it to sing in time with the music? Even if the lyrics are ridiculous and retarded, you can still at least attempt to make it plausible that this "hit song" was written to incorporate both music and lyrics into one element, and not two things jammed together.