March 15, 2011

The... Worst Porn I Can Find Today: Part 14

I wasn't even looking for bad porn today… I was looking for good porn. The type of porn that makes you feel funny in the nether-regions of your body.

And… oh god, this is NSFW and it is probably not safe for your eyes… or brains. It is just a single photo montage, and it is after the jump.

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March 4, 2011

The... Sitting At A Computer

I'm currently sitting at a computer in the middle of Penrith Plaza. I am fucking bored, andI waiting for Matty to come and pick me up after dropping his kids at their mothers. I myself have onlyjust finished upon the train, after dropping the kids off with their mother's boyfriend.

I am fucking tired, bored and sightly annoyed that this keyboard is really fucking sticky. Seriously, every key seems to either stick when pushed in, or it doesn't want to be pushed in.

Haven't been motivated to do anything with this site recently. If you have been checking my Twitter however, you might have seen that I have added some toy reviews that I've begun doing over at blip.tv.

The "show" is called Cheap Toys Review, and I take a look at various budget toys I come across at some of the discount stores in my town, or elsewhere. In fact, after my time runs out at this computer terminal, I might go and take a look at one  of the cheap shops here.

So keep an eye out there, because I will be adding a new episode every week… hopefully every Saturday, schedule permitting.

You can follow the show via the show page at blip, or via the website i'm currently working on for it at the Patten Project.