I was traversing the internet when I stumbled upon the news that Chyna of WWF fame has made a new porno. And when I say new porno, I say first porno, because a sex tape with a midget like X-Pac does not constitute a porno.
You can probably guess where I am going here. Check it out after the NSFW jump. Read More?
I wasn't even looking for bad porn today… I was looking for good porn. The type of porn that makes you feel funny in the nether-regions of your body.
And… oh god, this is NSFW and it is probably not safe for your eyes… or brains. It is just a single photo montage, and it is after the jump.
I have been neglecting the Worst Porn segment for way too long. I have to admit that I have been finding some truly terrible pornography in the last few weeks, and that I just haven't added it to the site. I've been hoarding it, and keeping it for myself.
It's mine damnit! All mine!
But anyway, here we are with one of the worst things I've seen for a while. And yes, it involves another deformed midget. NSFW after the jump.
If you follow me on Buzzfeed or Twitter, you'll have noticed I added a feed regarding a new porn movie made by Hustler, which celebrates Miley Cyrus turning 18.
From the PG rated trailer on YouTube, I can tell you that the acting alone makes this one of the worst porn movies I have ever seen.
Imagine that. A porn movie with bad acting. But i'm not talking about just any bad acting, i'm talking about the most painful acting I've ever seen in my life. Compared to this, the guy who fucked that spider thing should be given a fucking Oscar for his contribution to the world.
Don't believe me? Then take a look at the trailer yourself:
I fucking told you!
But still, the most insane part about that whole video is the 'Silly Ray Cyrus' music video for his country hit 'Dingly Dangly Dong'. How fucking terrible was it seeing that short clip of it? Incredibly terrible. Now, enjoy a longer version:
How fucking hard is it to sing in time with the music? Even if the lyrics are ridiculous and retarded, you can still at least attempt to make it plausible that this "hit song" was written to incorporate both music and lyrics into one element, and not two things jammed together.
I like boobs, and like a majority of the internet users in the world that are male, I like celebrity boobs. Because of this, I have a habit of checking out a blog that posts videos of celebrities naked on occasion. Most of the videos come from movies and television shows, and they are of noteworthy actresses. It also doesn't rely on recently released movies either, as it has videos from older movies, as well as some foreign movies.
So it came as a shock today that I saw it's latest update was from the first season of 'The L Word', which was a television series about lesbians (wooh!). It's not a shock to see this… but the fact that the first post made me wince.
Everything you need to know about this post can be found at the 'Help Get Me Naked!' buzz that I have created at Buzzfeed. Sorry to not reveal much here, but it is important.
I find a whole heap of bad porn literally every single day. I don't feature all of it here, because I am posting only the cream of the crop here. Things that just make you wince in disgust or those that leave a bad taste in your mouth. Ones that might destroy your childhood…
…which brings me to this:
Oooo-kay. Some might consider it NSFW, but I don't. This is nothing, except for the destruction of millions of cherished childhood memories.
You know how I came across this one? I found it looking through Google Images, for a photo of a man wincing in pain. Next time I might specify why he is wincing in pain.
I wasn't even trying to find one today. But damn is this a fucking good one… well, bad one… but good in that it is exactly what this segment was made for. It is NSFW, and it is after the jump!
