I've professed my love on many occasions for what I believe to be the greatest movie of all time… Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus!

The funny thing is that I still haven't seen the movie. I keep forgetting to get it when i'm at the shops. But i've now started downloading it, so that I can remedy that situation… because i'll need to have seen this epic masterpiece if I am to be able to understand the NEW SEQUEL!

That's right. The Asylum have made a sequel to the greatest movie of all time, and I think that I am not alone in saying that this is possibly the greatest sequel to ever be made. Whilst I admit that the poster/DVD art for this one isn't as brilliant as the original, the tagline for this one is excellent. Whoever wins, we lose. What the fuck does that mean?! If the shark wins… it's going to be a shitload better for us than if a giant crocodile wins. A crocodile can go on fucking land, you morons!

Anyway, this one has a cast that might rival the epicness of Debbie Gibson from the first movie. Check it out, it has Jaleel White. For those that may not recognise this name… you'll definitely recognise his most famous role:

Holy fucking shit! It's Urkel! And Urkel isn't alone in his fight against the terror of a Mega Shark/Crocosaurus showdown… because with him, he has the cold hard logic of the greatest sci-fi Doctor after The Doctor, The Doctor himself… Robert Picardo!

Damnit, sensory overload… I think I just fucking CAME!

My brother was in town the other week, and I showed him a large array of weird shit I had managed to find online and elsewhere, whilst he showed me what he had managed to find online and elsewhere. It is this thing we do, as we have similar senses of humour and both have the ability to find some weird shit.

For example, my previous post about the greatest movie ever made, Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus? Little did I realise who the leading lady was in the movie until my brother pointed it out to me when I showed him the trailer.

Debbie 'fucking' Gibson!  For those that have no idea who that is, she was a teen pop-star in the 1980's around the same time as Tiffany and Debbie Debb. She did nothing after the 80's ended, until Tiffany decided to get naked for Playboy in the 2000's… and so Debbie Gibson followed suit, and got naked for Playboy a few years later. (link to both, wooh)

My god! This movie is even more awesome than I originally conceived!