September 12, 2009

The... Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov

People have a tendancy to change their names for one reason or another. For a while, I thought that the greatest name that anyone could ever changed theirs to was ‘Optimus Prime.’

The person that chose that name was a NY Firefighter who claimed that Optimus Prime was like a father-figure to him… whatever.

But now, that man has been beaten.

Meet Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov…

Good work dude… i’m pretty sure you’ll never get laid.