The... Worst Porn I Can Find Today: Part 11
I wasn't even trying to find one today. But damn is this a fucking good one… well, bad one… but good in that it is exactly what this segment was made for. It is NSFW, and it is after the jump!
September 29, 2010
About Your Captain
Born in the distant Grimlap System, Xenu was sent to Earth as a baby in the hope that one day, he would become someone like Superman or a Defender of the Earth!
But that didn't happen.
Instead, he writes random shit about his day on his blog and jerks off to vast quantities of pr0n.
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