I just came across what I will now claim is the greatest commercial ever! If I am claiming this commercial to be the greatest ever, then you just know it has something to do with the Mega Shark series!
Is there anything that you cannot do with this series? It is pure excellence, dissolved down to it's most pure essence.
I've professed my love on many occasions for what I believe to be the greatest movie of all time… Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus!
The funny thing is that I still haven't seen the movie. I keep forgetting to get it when i'm at the shops. But i've now started downloading it, so that I can remedy that situation… because i'll need to have seen this epic masterpiece if I am to be able to understand the NEW SEQUEL!
That's right. The Asylum have made a sequel to the greatest movie of all time, and I think that I am not alone in saying that this is possibly the greatest sequel to ever be made. Whilst I admit that the poster/DVD art for this one isn't as brilliant as the original, the tagline for this one is excellent. Whoever wins, we lose. What the fuck does that mean?! If the shark wins… it's going to be a shitload better for us than if a giant crocodile wins. A crocodile can go on fucking land, you morons!
Anyway, this one has a cast that might rival the epicness of Debbie Gibson from the first movie. Check it out, it has Jaleel White. For those that may not recognise this name… you'll definitely recognise his most famous role:
Holy fucking shit! It's Urkel! And Urkel isn't alone in his fight against the terror of a Mega Shark/Crocosaurus showdown… because with him, he has the cold hard logic of the greatest sci-fi Doctor after The Doctor, The Doctor himself… Robert Picardo!
Damnit, sensory overload… I think I just fucking CAME!
If you've been reading this blog for any length of time, you might have read about the movie I consider to be the greatest movie ever (which I have still not managed to watch), simply because of the title and the DVD cover: that movie being of course, Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus.
Well, there is also another movie out there in the wilderness of crappy B-grade movies that features a large shark that is infamous across the internet because of it's cheesy special effects. And when I mean cheesy, I mean fucking cheesy! Take a look:
What I find remarkable about Shark Attack 3: Megalodon is the fact that I spotted John Barrowman as the lead character, Ben. For those that might not know who John Barrowman is, he is the actor that portrays Captain Jack Harkness on both Doctor Who and Torchwood.
Really. And he perhaps has the greatest line in any movie… ever!
I want to see Captain Jack go up against a shark now. Let's see if he can survive being eaten by a shark. And whilst we're at it, make it a giant prehistoric shark. That would be an awesome show to watch.
My brother was in town the other week, and I showed him a large array of weird shit I had managed to find online and elsewhere, whilst he showed me what he had managed to find online and elsewhere. It is this thing we do, as we have similar senses of humour and both have the ability to find some weird shit.
For example, my previous post about the greatest movie ever made, Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus? Little did I realise who the leading lady was in the movie until my brother pointed it out to me when I showed him the trailer.
Debbie 'fucking' Gibson! For those that have no idea who that is, she was a teen pop-star in the 1980's around the same time as Tiffany and Debbie Debb. She did nothing after the 80's ended, until Tiffany decided to get naked for Playboy in the 2000's… and so Debbie Gibson followed suit, and got naked for Playboy a few years later. (link to both, wooh)
My god! This movie is even more awesome than I originally conceived!
