So, I’ve had an incredibly rough few days. Had to do something that was really hard to do, and I feel terrible for doing it. I feel like shit.
I don’t just feel like shit, I feel like grabbing a gun and blowing my fucking brains out. If I end up doing it, I’ll get it up on YouTube somehow.
It's 2012. Holy shit, only less than a year before the end of the world!
Since the last posting made here at the site, you may have come across the warning that the site may be hosting malicious content. After searching the site, I managed to find that there wasn't any malicious content here at captainxenu.com, but there was something at another site on the same server.
If there is anything wrong with the site, such as the theme or posts not working properly, there isn't much need to worry because the site will be getting a brand new layout soon.
So sorry for all of that. But back to the original thought from this post. 2012… I need to write a crapload of stuff for this year, before the world ends… and uh, it becomes obsolete anyway.
The reason that nothing has been done with the site since the last post is because of a number of factors. They are:
For those three reasons, I haven't done anything of note. WordPress on an Android phone is fucking terrible to use, especially with the way that I write and like to format my writing. It might not seem like I actually do much when it comes to writing, but I like it to appear a certain way, and I can't quite do it with the app.
Another thing is the house. Yes, we finally got a house. THANK FUCKING GOD. Well, thank the fictional character known as God, anyway.
I hope to have some sort of internet available soon, so please check back with the site. That is, if anyone actually reads this site. 2011 hasn't been a great year for me, or for the site. I wanted this year to be big for it, but that sadly didn't come about. I had big plans for a number of projects, but nothing has really gone to plan.
Fuck sticks.
I've only just discovered that the CKEditor which I use for both my post editor, and the editor in the comments section of each post, that it doesn't work in Google Chrome. That is annoying.
It also seems to me that my Google Analytics isn't working properly. It keeps saying that I haven't been receiving any hits on this site at all for about two months (or roughly the time that the site has actually been on my webhosting server).
You could say that the site just isn't getting any hits at all, and that is the reason why, but then why is my Buzzfeed dashboard showing hits coming from this site? It's all very peculiar. I am finding Google to be filled with errors.
Hopefully I can find out what is going on, or perhaps install a stats mod to this site within wordpress itself.
UPDATE: Holy shit, was Google Analytics fucking up completely or what? In two days I have had over 2,500 unique IP's visit the site, and many of them are checking out at least a few pages each. All mainly because of the spider lady porn thing. I knew that shit was gold.
I'm currently working on a way that I will be able to upload larger files to the site, as I have noticed that a lot of the 'Worst Porn' videos are gone now from their respective websites and what not.
To fix this problem, I want to be able to upload a copy to my site so that I won't have to worry about if the videos are removed, and can simply use the version uploaded to the site as a backup.
The problem with this is the fact that my hosts, Dreamhost, do not allow you to upload via PHP (which is what runs WordPress) anything more than 7MB, unless you compile your own version of PHP… which doesn't want to work for me.
So hopefully that problem will be fixed, and if it is, then yay!
For example… I just used the work around thing for this file:
UPDATE: After fucking around for a fair bit, it seems like the thing will finally work… so yay!
I really need a break. I am being run ragged by my two children, and I seriously need a bloody break.
This is the reason why the migration to WordPress is coming slower than I would have liked. I got fed up the other day and went to just import the entirety of my blog from Blogger, but doing it that way causes massive amounts of errors. So to get the site the way I want it, I have to do it manually. I'm just glad that I haven't posted more than I would have liked, otherwise the task might seem completely impossible to me and I would probably just abandon the site.
Which would be a bitch after all the work i've been putting into it as of late. I'm hoping to get the rest of the site switched within the next week, but I cannot promise anything.
If these kids would maybe give me a break from the rampaging hell that is my life at the moment, then I might be able to get some time to myself without needing to worry about whatever the fuck they are trying to do. For example, right now they are in the loungeroom with their grandfather, running around and generally doing the opposite of whatever it is anyone tells them to do.
I love my kids, but seriously. The way they are acting is making me want to not have anything to do with them. I guess this is just a part of being a parent…
…it's called the really shitty part.
If you've come to the page over the last day, then you'll notice that it has been changing a fair bit. As you can see, the site is slowly coming together, and the design is starting to gel.
I need to finish off a few of the template pages so that the site will be fully functioning, but overall it isn't looking too bad. Whilst I am doing that though, I will be migrating many of my posts to this site and I will be doing it manually, so that I can fix any niggling design problems I may encounter.
I also figure it will be a great way to get used to the WordPress editor, so that I know my way around it and can do whatever I want to. So this should be an interesting short period.
Thought I'd just take the time to make a post about what I have planned for this blog in the next few weeks or months or whatever. To start off, I haven't been enthused to write anything really this month because of shit happening. So sorry about that.
Moving on, I will be starting to do some reviews of various "games" and "movies" that I always see online in my ongoing quest for weird shit to talk about on this site. For example, I have seen this game called 'Guilty Train Molester Man 2' a number of times at various forums where you can download cracked games and so forth… and my mind just sits there and wonders aloud: what the fuck?!
Is that not one of the strangest titles you have seen for a computer game? It shouldn't come as no surprise though that the game comes from Japan, where there is an ongoing epidemic of men molesting people on trains daily. This game is probably based upon a true story.
To top it off though, it is a fucking sequel! Can you believe that the first one sold enough to justify the creation of a second installment? Wow… the first one must be fucking awesome, because I haven't seen a third one, so maybe this second one isn't that good. We'll see when I eventually get around to downloading it and playing through it.
Apart from that, I will continue to look for bad porn to post, and I will get around to making a new installment in the 'Series of Personal Challenges' that I started a while ago now. I just need to come up with something worthy so that the French people who enjoyed me trying to gratify myself will enjoy it.
