Okay, so I find alot of bad porn. And sadly, I do not post all of the worst porn I find here because some of it is just too sad to actually post.
So here is a supplement to those posts, essentially just the worst things I find in my general browsing of the internet. Part one?
Holy shit… I remember seeing or hearing this when it first came out and I hated it from the very beginning. This thing is fucking annoying so much that I highly doubt many people remember this song.
Remember how fucking popular that dancing baby thing got back in the late 90's? That shit was fucking ridiculous!
Also… how dare they destroy something as classic as 'Hooked On A Feeling'!
I just came across what I will now claim is the greatest commercial ever! If I am claiming this commercial to be the greatest ever, then you just know it has something to do with the Mega Shark series!
Is there anything that you cannot do with this series? It is pure excellence, dissolved down to it's most pure essence.
I wasn't even trying to find one today. But damn is this a fucking good one… well, bad one… but good in that it is exactly what this segment was made for. It is NSFW, and it is after the jump!
Whenever you hear or read about people rating different cartoon themes, you always get the same cartoons. Transformers, Thundercats, the old Spiderman cartoon, Defenders of the Earth and GI Joe. Do not get me wrong, those are all amazingly great themes, but there are a lot of old cartoons that do not get the recognition they deserve. So here is a list of cartoon themes that I think deserve that mention.
5. Astroboy
Astroboy had one of the all-time great intro themes, that got you pumped for the cartoon, and it was an altogether great song. Include the end theme, and you have one of the best underrated cartoon theme combinations of all time.
Do those themes combined not make you want to watch this amazing show. And it really was an amazing show, diving into a massive range of themes from racism and hatred, to death and loss. Astroboy was one of those cartoons that could only be done back in the 1980's and still be relevant today. The early 2000's version is nowhere near as good, and I haven't seen the recent 3D version to comment on it, but have heard it is terrible.
Overall, a great theme for a great cartoon.
4. Starblazers
Holy shit, does that theme not make you want to suit up and shoot off into space? There is something about the Starblazers theme that is corny, but it totally works for the cartoon. Imagine if they had done something similar to this for Robotech, which was a cartoon with a somewhat similar premise. It would not have worked at all.
3. Mysterious Cities of Gold
It that not an epic song or not? Everything about that cartoon was brilliant, even the educational parts after the cartoon. This cartoon is one of those that worked on every level, and it told a story that you had to invest in, unlike the majority of cartoons these days. If you missed out on one episode, you missed out on a lot of the story and it kind of ruins the experience of the whole thing. That is why you had to sit down and watch this cartoon with deep concentration, and whilst you did so, you would be enjoying the fuck out of it.
2. Ulysses 31
Ever since my brother sat me down at his computer and played the first episode of this cartoon for me, I have been in love with this theme song. This show was off the air for years by the time I was born, but god damnit, it is one of the greatest themes of all time.
For the era that it was created, it was perfect. And the fact that the show only had a short version of it, and they actually released a 3 minute version is brilliant. It is like they thought, "Hey, this is a pretty good song. Let's only give the viewer a small taste of how good it really is and cut it down by almost 2 minutes."
There is something about midgets that are odd. I'm pretty sure that most guys would probably have sex with a female midget if they were attractive enough, but what is the fascination for girls to have sex with a midget guy? I don't see it. It seems incredibly odd to me.
I was watching TV the other day, when I saw a commercial for Smiths, which is a chip brand in Australia. And it susprised me, as it sees the return of a very 90's character.
For those that do not know what the fuck that thing is. That is the Gobbledok, and he comes from the planet Dok, which is shaped like a potato… so he steals peoples chips and eats them… to remind him of home.
Yes, I know… it's odd. But welcome back to the Gobbledok!
I'm currently working on a way that I will be able to upload larger files to the site, as I have noticed that a lot of the 'Worst Porn' videos are gone now from their respective websites and what not.
To fix this problem, I want to be able to upload a copy to my site so that I won't have to worry about if the videos are removed, and can simply use the version uploaded to the site as a backup.
The problem with this is the fact that my hosts, Dreamhost, do not allow you to upload via PHP (which is what runs WordPress) anything more than 7MB, unless you compile your own version of PHP… which doesn't want to work for me.
So hopefully that problem will be fixed, and if it is, then yay!
For example… I just used the work around thing for this file:
UPDATE:After fucking around for a fair bit, it seems like the thing will finally work… so yay!
Born in the distant Grimlap System, Xenu was sent to Earth as a baby in the hope that one day, he would become someone like Superman or a Defender of the Earth!
But that didn't happen.
Instead, he writes random shit about his day on his blog and jerks off to vast quantities of pr0n.
